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Mexico is in a league of its own when it comes to red
tape. It's gotten so bad that the government is even rewarding citizens for
choosing the paperwork best fit for the dustbin.
Reporting from Mexico City -- Arturo Sandria visited
government agencies not once, not twice, not three times. (Hint: Try an even
dozen.) He stood in mind-numbing lines, filled out forms, took another
number, filled out more forms and, he says, paid $250 in bribes.
But after six months, he was still in pursuit of his prize: a permit to
paint his house.

"Tedious," Sandria declared of his paper chase. "They
ask for a lot of things that aren't really necessary."
On a recent day, Sandria, a 50-year-old electronics technician, waited in
(yet another) line at (one more) overcrowded government agency. He clutched
a dogeared manila folder stuffed with documents outside a hulking downtown
branch of Mexico City's government, his 13th such visit.
"There could be three or four more," said Sandria, a stocky man in a red
Miami Heat jacket. "I could get up there and they could say, 'You're missing
a check mark or a period.' "
Sandria's ordeal in red tape is excruciatingly familiar
to many Mexicans, who long ago learned to weather a day-to-day obstacle
course of bureaucratic requirements, or tramites (TRAH-mee-tehs), that would
probably send most Americans into fits of hair-pulling.
As in the United States, there are tramites for opening a business,
registering a car, building a porch. But what puts Mexican red tape in a
league of its own are the reams of required paperwork -- identification,
proof of residence, birth certificates, deeds and titles -- and a
bureaucracy that can be as picky as it is ponderous.
Too often, many Mexicans complain, only bribes seem to get the creaky wheels
of government turning.
So it stirred a sense of sweet vengeance when the government of President
Felipe Calderon recently offered cash prizes in a contest to identify the
country's "most useless tramite." An ad campaign depicted a haggard
resident, laden with files, standing before a glowering bureaucrat.
Venting years of frustration, 20,000 Mexicans poured forth with nominations
by Internet, telephone and even the postal system, which enjoys its own
place in the nation's pantheon of inefficient agencies. The winners, who
will take home a total of nearly $50,000, are to be announced this month.
"The idea here is to have an assessment of tramites seen from the point of
view of citizens," said Salvador Vega Casillas, who heads the federal
comptroller's office, the Public Function Secretariat. "It is the first time
the government is paying money to be criticized."
Calderon, of the pro-business National Action Party, or PAN, says
streamlining government and improving accountability will make Mexico more
competitive, easier to live in and less prone to corruption.
The often-Kafkaesque requirements encourage residents to offer bribes as a
way around the labyrinthine tramites. A study last year by the nonprofit
group Transparency Mexico found that Mexico's 105 million residents annually
pay bribes totaling more than $2 billion, often for basic services such as
getting a water line installed or garbage collected.
"This is the same amount of money we are spending on the whole federal
judiciary system," said Eduardo Bohorquez, director of Transparency Mexico.
"This is a high burden."
Many Mexicans express weariness born of years of wrangling red tape. Ni modo
-- what can you do?
But that is slowly changing as the country evolves from a sheltered regime,
ruled for decades by the same party, to an emerging democracy more willing
to embrace products and ideas from outside. The shift has brought genuine
political competition and stirred residents to demand more from rulers. Or
less, in the case of tramites.
"They say, 'If I can get better service at the cinema, why can't I get it
from my government?' " Bohorquez said.
Despite Calderon's call to slim down the government, today there are more
than 4,200 federal tramites, nearly double the number in place before his
conservative party took over from the Institutional Revolutionary Party, or
PRI, whose 70-year rule ended in electoral defeat in 2000.
Officials say the big jump resulted from bureaucrats run amok as they sought
to reshape the Mexican system, and from the PAN's effort to codify
government procedures after the PRI's long rule, during which benefits were
often doled out willy-nilly by local bosses.
Vega said officials hope to cut the number of tramites to 3,000 by the end
of Calderon's term in 2012 and to simplify them by allowing residents to
fill out forms or make appointments online.
We're trying to return to a happy medium," he said. "To
streamline government, make it more accessible, cheaper to operate but also
much nicer to the public."
That last part shouldn't be hard, given the burden that tramites impose on
almost all Mexicans.
For example, pensioners have to report to a social
security office every three months to prove to bureaucrats that they're
still alive. Villagers may travel five or six hours by bus to sort out a
land-ownership issue, only to be told to come back another day. Registering
a car or getting a taxi license can take days. Part of the reason Mexico
City's sidewalks are jammed with makeshift taco stands and card tables
brimming with clothing, toys and hardware for sale is that many vendors want
to skirt the headache of licensing a formal shop.
Mexican bureaucrats can be sticklers; scratching out a mistake on a form can
send you back to the starting line.
"For me, it's a way to justify the taxes we pay, to justify all the hiring,"
Esteban Gasca, a 52-year-old economist, said as he left a federal passport
office that is housed in the city government's complex. He carried a manila
folder and, despite the happy din of an office workers' holiday party in the
plaza outside, a less-than-festive expression. He was leaving empty-handed
for the second day in a row.
The day before, Gasca had shown up at this branch, or
delegacion, to get his passport renewed. But he was told his birth
certificate had to be reissued on an updated form first. Another tramite,
another line, another agency.
That done, he came back, only to learn that he'd been given the wrong hours
for passport renewal. His plans to visit the United States this month were
looking shaky. Gasca said he'd try to get the new passport at a different
delegaciondelegacion, or come back one more time.
"You have to resign yourself," he said.
Upstairs, in a bustling municipal office, a trio of colorful holiday-season
piņatas offered scant cheer for two dozen residents waiting in a cramped
corner for their chance to complete tramites at eight numbered desks. The
whisper of shuffling papers was punctuated by the periodic shtunkshtunk of a
clerk's stamp: confirmation of a tramite accomplished.
Outside, Arturo Sandria waited with his folder of house-painting documents,
including letters of permission from a city planning office and a federal
agency that oversees the historic district where his house sits. Other
people leaned against the wall, cradling their bundles of paperwork in
folders and plastic sleeves. A woman in her 20s balanced a stack of files;
she was holding a spot for her boss.
After four more hours of waiting, Sandria would triumph at last. His permit
was approved, his tramites ended. He plans to start painting the middle of
this month.
He's settled on beige